Great Invention!

This one here is an amazing great invention:

It allows me to make coffee before I walk the dog (who keeps making a fool out of me pretending he needed to get out), and I just tried. It's not gone cold!

My dog is evil, especially when he knows I'm the only one at home, means only me can walk him. Well, I guess he's bored. Luckily now he's silent coz some kids experimented with fireworks and it scared him to death. I'm sure he doesn't feel like going out for the next 2 hours. (Yes I'm mean, but he is the one who wants to play games!!)

Me: "Now I went out with you into the blistering cold and you didn't even pee?! Whats the matter with you?"
He:


...how could I resist that look..?!